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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 02:13:04 No.4017456 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4017562 >>4017576 >>4017577 >>4017839 >>4018103 >>4020698 >>4021288 >>4021329 >>4021541 >>4023429

The official portrait for the Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff is out of focus.

What did they mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 02:17:31 No.4017458 Report

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its an artistic symbol, meaning those who are said to be the focal point of the forces are out of the focus of the soldiers that they lead......

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 11:28:00 No.4017562 Report

Quoted By: >>4017943

>>4017456
That you're hyper autistic for literal whos and details that you don't care about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 12:30:53 No.4017576 Report

Quoted By: >>4017829

>>4017456
look how fucking awkward this milky nonce is

if i were shooting him i'd get one done and get out as fast as possible too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 12:31:16 No.4017577 Report

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>>4017456
>1/125sec
>101mm
>old man with DT's or parkinson probably
nigga that's motionblur not out of focus what was Leonard thinking?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Apr 2022 04:41:58 No.4017800 Report

Quoted By: >>4017810 >>4017957 >>4018078 >>4020754 >>4026690 >>4027428

>2000 ISO
what did she mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Apr 2022 05:12:19 No.4017810 Report

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>>4017800
>"""""professional photographer"""""
>auto White Balance at 2000 fucking ISO

I honestly cannot tell if the grain is from the ISO gain, or the caking of her foundation. Bitch's hot though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Apr 2022 07:26:56 No.4017829 Report

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>>4017576
>milky nonce
Makes sense a diversity nigger hire quota did the portrait to be honest

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Apr 2022 07:49:45 No.4017839 Report

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>>4017456
snoy takes another L lmaooooo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Apr 2022 08:24:58 No.4017857 Report

Quoted By: >>4017945

You know he gets to choose the photo he likes best from a set, and he chose the blurry one. I wonder what the others are like if he chose this one. Is it possible to request the unused portrait photos with FOIA since this is DOD or army? I tried to FOIA to get the unedited raw files from the Trump and Melania official portraits but the executive office of the president was exempt from turning anything over

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Apr 2022 11:38:46 No.4017884 Report

Quoted By: >>4017920

>>4017810
What's wrong with auto white balance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Apr 2022 14:19:59 No.4017920 Report

Quoted By: >>4023734

>>4017884
Too hot or too cold for the natural lighting. She probably does not look that orange in real life.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Apr 2022 15:50:39 No.4017943 Report

Quoted By: >>4017971 >>4019720 >>4019794 >>4023881 >>4027440

>>4017562
I don't know, there's something fascinating about a professional photographer who LITERALLY has one job managing to mess it up. It's in a studio. He could've taken as many shots as he wanted.

Biden's portrait is a little eerie too. Obviously a lot more effort went into it than "just" a general's, but it almost looks too polished. Like a cartoon. Especially his mouth. Though it could just be dentures (althrough I'm sure every inch of this photo has been touched up).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Apr 2022 15:53:09 No.4017945 Report

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>>4017857
>I tried to FOIA to get the unedited raw files from the Trump and Melania official portraits
I salute you

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Anonymous Sat 16 Apr 2022 16:47:55 No.4017957 Report

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>>4017800

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Anonymous Sat 16 Apr 2022 18:01:33 No.4017971 Report

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>>4017943
>sony
Why am I not surprised?

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Anonymous Sat 16 Apr 2022 19:56:51 No.4018008 Report

Quoted By: >>4018032 >>4023735

>imagine being tasked with taking the presidential portrait
>imagine not using kodachrome
hehe

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Anonymous Sat 16 Apr 2022 21:24:28 No.4018032 Report

Quoted By: >>4018043 >>4018172

>>4018008
Political portraits have lost all S O V L

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Apr 2022 21:48:16 No.4018043 Report

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>>4018032
give 'em a wider aperture. and don't let them gloss over the age of the subject. yeah, FDR wasn't in a great condition in 1944. the troops needed to see that he was putting in an effort as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 00:05:17 No.4018078 Report

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>>4017800
>D800
>ISO 2000
>in the fugging studio
OK, but even with high ISO 2000 and a 2012 camera this is way too much noise. looks like the retard added digi noise in post to make it look like 'muh film'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 01:29:57 No.4018103 Report

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>>4017456
It means that he's a bokeh whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 05:32:23 No.4018160 Report

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>>4017957
looks like a face on a 1950s billboard

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Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 06:53:22 No.4018172 Report

Quoted By: >>4020722 >>4026470

>>4018032
That pose has been adopted by idiots unfortunately. It's the fedora of photo posings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2022 19:15:14 No.4019720 Report

Quoted By: >>4023445

>>4017943
>Adam Schultz

Even the photographers are Jewish smfh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2022 00:39:48 No.4019794 Report

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>>4017943
>skin looks like discolored wax
not sure if it’s joey or the photographer‘s fault…

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 17:11:44 No.4020522 Report

Quoted By: >>4020684 >>4021290

Interesting thread here on military/statesman portraits. Moar.

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Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 01:20:30 No.4020684 Report

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>>4020522
How about ol‘ AJ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 02:27:24 No.4020698 Report

Quoted By: >>4020720

>>4017456
It's intentional dumbfucks. There's a technique called soft focusing where you slightly miss focus to give a softer look to the target. Simplest possible in camera retouching job for cases where nobody is bothered to work on a pic nobody will ever pixelpeep besides some bloody idiots on 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 04:07:12 No.4020720 Report

Quoted By: >>4021458

>>4020698
This is the biggest cope from someone I have ever seen on this website. You're actually this fucking retarded are you?

I hope to the Lord that you are seriously not this stupid in person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 04:12:33 No.4020722 Report

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>>4018172
It's the subtleties of the pose. The guy in your pic is pointing at his brain. "I am so smart." Warren Harding is just using his finger to support his head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 04:15:13 No.4020727 Report

Quoted By: >>4020748

I just noticed that in all of the contemporary portraits the subject is staring directly into the lens. In the vintage portraits they are gazing slightly above or off camera. I wonder why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 06:18:24 No.4020748 Report

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>>4020727
It's very common but no means all contyemporary portraits have subject staring at camera like in a passport photo or police mugshot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 06:43:21 No.4020754 Report

Quoted By: >>4020757

>>4017800
It's to hide the wrinkles and makeup

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 06:51:32 No.4020757 Report

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>>4020754
this, iso hides the pores. normies would think the grain looks filmic too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 15:37:06 No.4021288 Report

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>>4017456
that is not how you photograph a white man of great importance

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Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 15:39:52 No.4021290 Report

Quoted By: >>4021540

>>4020522
best one I‘ve ever seen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Apr 2022 17:50:15 No.4021329 Report

Quoted By: >>4022374

>>4017456
I can't see any blur

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Apr 2022 00:26:09 No.4021458 Report

Quoted By: >>4021469

>>4020720
He is correct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Apr 2022 01:08:34 No.4021469 Report

Quoted By: >>4021570

>>4021458
Right, and unicorns breed with horses. You're equally as retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Apr 2022 04:59:05 No.4021540 Report

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>>4021290
look at that incredible sharpness. Perscheid nailed the focus here, although he would go for a softer approach with his portraits later in life.
still, this is about as perfect as a portrait gets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Apr 2022 05:09:01 No.4021541 Report

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>>4017456
diversity hire

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Anonymous Mon 25 Apr 2022 07:04:34 No.4021570 Report

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>>4021469

How have you not heard of that technique? Do they not teach it at pride?

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Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 10:50:36 No.4022374 Report

Quoted By: >>4022375

>>4021329
Well, then, you're a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Apr 2022 10:58:47 No.4022375 Report

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>>4022374
That particular neural network needs to go back to training.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 22:36:21 No.4023306 Report

Quoted By: >>4023308 >>4023385

Are there any famously good/bad official portraits? Discuss.
>Yeah, I'm looking for an excuse to bump this interesting thread.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2022 22:46:15 No.4023308 Report

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>>4023306

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 06:20:40 No.4023385 Report

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>>4023306
I dunno about famous, but I’ve always thought the official portrait of Roy Blunt (R-MO) looks like a small bug flew up his nose right before the photographer took the picture.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 06:22:04 No.4023386 Report

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>>4023385
Whoops, forgot to attach.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 09:39:00 No.4023429 Report

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>>4017456

The portrait photographer was like 225$, they haggled the 25$

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 10:36:10 No.4023445 Report

Quoted By: >>4023511

>>4019720
hate to be the one to break it to you but every famous or successful photographer is Jewish

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 16:35:20 No.4023511 Report

Quoted By: >>4023605 >>4023731

>>4023445
Why are Jews so surperior to everyone else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2022 00:10:30 No.4023605 Report

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>>4023511
>Why are Jews so surperior to everyone else?
Because they are .02 percent of the world and they run shit.

(Muslims are 24 percent of the world...)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2022 08:56:34 No.4023731 Report

Quoted By: >>4023732

>>4023511
something something persecution something reparations?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2022 09:03:44 No.4023732 Report

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>>4023731
something something owning the means of distribution something nepotism?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2022 09:13:34 No.4023734 Report

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>>4017920
Her makeup might be though

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2022 09:16:29 No.4023735 Report

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>>4018008
Now this is art

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2022 15:22:29 No.4023823 Report

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2022 18:44:58 No.4023881 Report

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>>4017943
>one eye more closed than the other
>tilted smile
Why do we keep voting these retards into presidency?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2022 22:19:55 No.4023967 Report

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also an eagle growing out of his neck wtf

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 15:51:06 No.4026165 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Sat 07 May 2022 12:20:55 No.4026470 Report

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>>4018172
>It's the fedora of photo posings.
That and tucking a hand into your vest/jacket like Napoleon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 May 2022 00:19:16 No.4026690 Report

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>>4017800
I personally like a little bit of grain, but this is too much

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Anonymous Sun 08 May 2022 13:35:17 No.4026870 Report

Quoted By: >>4027430

>>4017810
The photo with the Bidens and the Carters proves the White House photographers are overpaid amateurs. Anyone here could do better, or at least comparable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 May 2022 17:28:29 No.4027428 Report

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>>4017800
jesus christ, what the fuck is with her face
is it fucking made of papier mache

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 May 2022 17:32:35 No.4027430 Report

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>>4026870
It really is like a fucking dollhouse

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 May 2022 17:57:09 No.4027440 Report

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>>4017943
am i the only one who is getting sick from sight of fake teeth/veneers...

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