>>4068746You will never have a real camera. You have no bokeh, you have no depth of field, you have no IQ. You are a trendy appliance twisted by market gaps and fabrication labs into a crude mockery of imaging perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your noisy pictures behind closed doors.
Pros are utterly repulsed by you. Hundreds of years of evolution have allowed pros to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even snapshitters who “post” look uncanny and unnatural to a pro. Your dynamic range is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a newfag to reply to you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a look at your blurry, digital chromatic mess.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your choice of camera, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a faggot is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably retarded.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
