>Elliot DiMauro : [showing Maya his new digital camera] Check this out. 1,200 by 900 dpi.
>Maya Gallo : What does that mean?
>Elliot DiMauro : You know, it's digital, it's a very complicated process. I don't have time to explain it.
>Maya Gallo : You don't know, do you?
>Elliot DiMauro : You open it up and there's no film, Maya!
>Jack Gallo : Is that a new camera?
>Elliot DiMauro : It sure is. Completely digital. Has an 8000-pixel viewfinder and an 18-bit filter.
>Jack Gallo : What does that mean?
>Elliot DiMauro : I'm not sure, but it sure is shiny.
He is /p/ personified
