Hey /p/haggots, my name is Ryan and I hate every single one of you. All of you snapshitters, with no eye for beauty, no lifes who spend every second of their life fantasizing about the next gen sensor gearfaggotry bullshit. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any wedding photography contract? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of real life photographers because of your insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than posting snapshits of neon signs on instagram. Don't be a stranger, just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the art club, and starter in the humanities club. What arts do you do, other than "jerking off to iPhone snapshots of 70s cars downtown"? I also bill 5k per wedding, and have a banging hot panorama method that bears my name (just Brenized this couple, shit was SO cash). You are all amateurs who should trash their Z7. Thanks for listening. Pic related : it's me and my Brenizer Method