Thinking about burning $50-70 on an obsolete ebay digital camera but I want to carry a big pretentious bastard that takes cheap auto focus glass so I can larp as an insurance adjuster from 2003 when I take photos of birds and shit.

I am considering the following among whatever other hipster shit I can find:
>Sony A100/A-whatever DSLR (or SLT if I find one cheap)
Fast Minolta af glass costs peanuts and it has ibis, seems like a nice deal all around.
>Finepix S2 Pro
Looks nice, Nikon film lenses are plentiful, is a brick of a machine, takes AAs and CF cards. Cumbersome but tickles my hipster sensibilities.
>Nikon D-whatever
Common and cheap as hell, literally just the above but more refined. Again, F-mount lenses are cheap.
>Olympus Evolt
Kodak sensor memes aside, the later gen ones are still barely worth peanuts. Crop sensors don't really concern me because I'm playing with older shit anyway.
>Canon EOS / Rebel
Very common but the lenses cost a lot even when used.

What are some other brick DSLRs I should keep an eye out for?