How do I steal a Leica. Either from the store or off a rich person.

I did not care at all. They're like $8500 here and no one will even be able to track it and I can use it for decades after I stole it.

But I need a plan on how to grab one and walk away with it.

I was considering hanging around tourist areas and watching for Leicas and offering to shoot a shot of them in front of X cathedral. But idk.

What's the right move, scheme, plan guys?