>Mom, dad, i'm a... a gearfag
>What's that mean?
>I paid attention while buying my camera to make sure I bought a good one
>ok and?
>And I got on the internet and called someone with a SNOY a tranny shill whose camera will explode if it touches a single drop of water
>wait why the would you do that? your father has a sony and it works great
>that's right son, i love my a7ii. it's been around the world and took a few cool photos in thunderstorms. why are you getting on the internet to be angry at sony?
>is this about your father?
>You don't get it mom imaging resource sprayed 3 cameras with a hose and the SNOY-
>son please get off the internet and just use your olympus
>MOM DAD please fucking listen to me every snoy is a tranny camera with a sickly green tint and there are no pancakes
>son what the fuck are you talking about my camera works fine. is this about how bad you looked in the last family photo? that was because you never get any sunlight...
>DAD! SNOY IS SHIT! You tranny snoyshill!
>eugene jason leibovitz, you will get off reddit or whatever social media page you're having these arguments on right this minute or I am taking your camera away!
>I NEVER USED IT ANYWAYS
>and your computer and phone
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
>*smack*
And so, anon was grounded