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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2024 15:54:27 No.4382825 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4382833 >>4382881 >>4384813 >>4385569 >>4385593 >>4385908 >>4385942

I present to you, marvel of landscape photography... Rhein, the second!

>That'll be $4,300,000.00 + tip

fe2fucker

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fe2fucker Fri 08 Nov 2024 15:56:19 No.4382827 Report

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I like my cat photo better.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2024 16:15:49 No.4382833 Report

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>>4382825
Here's a photo of a crow's statue that ironically a bird shat on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2024 18:46:25 No.4382881 Report

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>>4382825
Based beyond belief

Grusky is the Aryan King of /p/. Gursky filters Der Subhuman.

BurtGummer !!1cdp+8vuoOY

BurtGummer !!1cdp+8vuoOY Fri 08 Nov 2024 20:15:13 No.4382926 Report

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>Bawwwww rich people doing rich things, I hate that.

Stop being poor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2024 20:59:25 No.4382952 Report

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it's a nice picture tho, really capturing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Nov 2024 12:55:13 No.4384813 Report

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>>4382825
This photo would've been more impressive if it wasn't just photoshop slop.
Brushing things out (except dust) just feels like disingenuous photography to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2024 00:49:27 No.4385569 Report

Quoted By: >>4385576

>>4382825
Gotta be some sort of whitewashing of money behind that transaction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2024 01:30:30 No.4385576 Report

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>>4385569
Whenever governments take on money laundering in art so funds can be fully tracked their local art market fucking tanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2024 04:20:35 No.4385592 Report

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>>4384813
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2024 04:23:41 No.4385593 Report

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>>4382825
It sucks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2024 06:06:37 No.4385611 Report

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Gursky is an amazing photographer but it's kind of bullshit because he happened to be born in the time and place to be educated by the heirs of the Walker Evans lineage adored by MOMA. His early stuff is just a very skilled version of what many of us might do, but the inertia of his pedigree eventually allowed for unprecedented access to restricted places and no financial limitations.

Still, the world would be a better place if the masses were forced to mentally engage with his work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2024 11:50:29 No.4385670 Report

Quoted By: >>4385810

You can unironically see the grass cloning in the lower right corner lmao. Imagine paying any money at all for a crappy shoop of a picture of literally nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2024 19:27:18 No.4385772 Report

Quoted By: >>4385954

>>4382827
cat photos are always better, just don't brush them with sand and dust just after taking out of developing tank

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2024 22:46:16 No.4385810 Report

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>>4385670
That's an extremely shitty jpg reproduction of a printed piece that's like 12' long. You have to view art in person to appreciate it, but of course that would involve leaving your mom's basement.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Nov 2024 23:11:03 No.4385816 Report

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>>4385810
>i-it's just a jp-ACK
here I made it easy for you to stop coping so you can effortlessly see the shitty cloning for yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 00:23:55 No.4385833 Report

Quoted By: >>4385905

lot of pseuds in this thread. this is an excellent photo and if you disagree, look at how it is exhibited and try to understand it's meaning or at least empathise with it's target audience (in gallery viewers, with implied locality)

inb4 gearfag hylics screeching

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 04:02:19 No.4385903 Report

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>>4385816
>doubling down on retardation
cool bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 04:05:22 No.4385905 Report

Quoted By: >>4385938 >>4385943

>>4385833
/rpt/ must be world class then lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 04:18:33 No.4385908 Report

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>>4382825
I even made a thread about it, but I really don't get it
Like it's nice and all, but 4 milly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 06:36:36 No.4385938 Report

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>>4385905
that's gursky influence. even the most entry level pleb is influenced by him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 06:56:16 No.4385942 Report

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>>4382825
>a thread in which autistic teenagers and groomers discover that prices are determined by what someone is willing to pay
you can sperg out all the day but in the end someone thought this image would provide enough value for him to justify the $4.3 million cost. my guess is that you get a way better ratio laundering your money this way than in other ways

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 06:58:17 No.4385943 Report

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>>4385905
/m43/ was but that's sadly gone as all the bakers have been banned or became crypto bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 07:01:12 No.4385944 Report

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>>4385908
>have $8 million drug money
>inofficially pay $8 million to shekelberg & stern auctions co. ltd.
>officialy pay $4 million for that photo
>use photo as collateral for a loan to officially buy stocks/crypto or invest in real estate
>after a few years holding this piece of shit your stocks and investments are worth $8 million
>not even try to sell that $4 million photo because you know it's worthless so keep it as collateral for loans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Nov 2024 07:02:51 No.4385945 Report

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even reddit is ahead of you incel retards
https://old.reddit.com/r/artbusiness/comments/19216qj/paint_get_appraised_repeat_secure_bank_loan/

fe2fucker

fe2fucker Sun 17 Nov 2024 08:31:37 No.4385954 Report

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>>4385772
why not?

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