I assume this is getting more common lately, but I'm already sick to my gut of it.

>be me
>be relatively friendly guy IRL, even with people I disagree with politically
>go into store to buy shit, (remember I'm the customer)
>trying to make friendly chit-chat with ugly old bitch working there while she gets my order
>a few exchanges in, I make a relatively innocuous crack about something on the TV behind her
>instantly jumps on her moral high horse and acts as if I'm Hitler himself
>try to expand context and show she's retarded to even interpret it that way
>obviously either too retarded, irrationally triggered, or purposely misinterpreting because she can't let an opportunity pass to be a self-righteous cunt, probably been looking for one all week
>my money's on the last one, but probably all three
>at this point I'm just sick of this shit and tell her to blow her moralising bullshit out her arse
>cunt tries to have the last word as I'm leaving and I just yell over her to get fucked

tl;dr: Cunt tried to reddit me IRL so I gave her some IRL 4chan

I'm so sick of these hair-trigger fuckwits thinking they can get away with this shit without any pushback or consequences. There are periods in history and still places on Earth this cunt would be stoned to fucking death for flapping her cocksucker.