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UWF 1992 anon here. Now in May 1992.
>decided to play along with Herb's requirements for no law breakers, and got rid of Corporal Kirchner and Louie Spicolli, could do with one less crackhead on the roster anyway
>the card is in a full transition period: most of my talented guys got raided by WWF or WCW (rip my dimes Orndorff vs. Cactus feud), and it'll likely be a matter of time before WCW offers Paul Orndorff a deal, which they usually do in my saves
>everyone else of value is old and sawdust'd: was unlucky enough that Don Muraco and Iceman King Parsons, who I find to be really reliable in UWF saves, are in time decline
>Buddy Rose and Chris Adams have been great signings and are the veterans who can still go, Rose might actually get a main event run against Orndorff
>I made it a personal rule that I wasn't going to hire all the future stars and smark faves anyway, since I usually get carried by Shane Douglas, William Regal, Chris Jericho and Eddie Guerrero in these saves
>Bryan Clark/Wrath, "Primetime" Brian Lee, Yokozuna, Lance Storm, Ahmed Johnson and Harlem Heat (which I renamed Houston Heat since the Herb Abrams UWF is based out of California) got the rockets strapped to them, Booker T, Primetime and Storm are based and have been having some of the best performances on the cards (even more impressive for Storm given he's green), Ahmed and Wrath are doing OK, but Yokozuna's been a big disappointment given how hard I pushed him
>heavily considering hiring HHH and giving him a goofy gimmick for laughs and to make him pay his dues before eventually repackaging him as a French blueblood
>also hired The Smoking Gunns to be a babyface tag team to feud with Houston Heat (a white babyface cowboy tag team vs. a black heel thug tag team, Reddit seething kek)