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YOU ARE HIRED TO FIX WWE

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Vince McMahon calls you. Says hes buying back his company. You and Vince Russo are asked to fix the current shitheap. You both have full exec creative and business control

What do you do, il start

>fire all the current staff and wrestlers, make this part of the show
>massive purge of all sjw elements, openly declare the internet snark fanbase to be ejected
>total reversion to attitude era scripts only more extreme
>hire army of neets from pol to assist
>massive investment in legal to dodge the establishments counterattacks
>state openly that wrestling as such is shit and overrated and people just want reality tv
>write and publish detailed books on how WWE was hyjacked and destroyed via faux economic arguments for a political agenda (full and public rebuttal of the pg era = financial success myth)
>show remaining investors how the company lost billions by becoming pc