Ok, first things first: Episode 12 of Saturday Night Metal didn't get finished because it took an insanely long time to complete the new Cruiserweight Championship belt. However, I think the results will be worth the wait, as it came out looking very nice. In any case, we didn't want to leave our loyal fans without a show this week, so tonight we will have a good old fashioned /PW/ RUMBLE. Get ready because all of you will have a chance to compete tonight!
Here are the rules: You enter the Rumble by cutting a promo WITH A TRIPCODE. The trips are necessary so that we can keep track of who is who, and so that nobody can attempt to cheat through impersonation. You must enter a wrestler who is not currently signed to K-WAB Wrestling (A list will be provided below). You can enter more than one wrestler, but we ask that each person limit themselves to three entries max. When we have 20 entries, the rumble will begin.
To attack another competitor, post what you wish to do and your digits will determine the outcome. The other competitor will have a chance to roll in defense, BUT, after ten minutes IRL time, that chance is void. Again, when you are attacked, you have ten minutes to roll in your defense or the attack will be considered successful. As with a Royal Rumble, you eliminate people by throwing them over the top rope. Pins and submissions do not count, and there is no Disqualification except for outside interference.
THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE:
>A contract with K-WAB Wrestling for the winning character >The chance to write a victory promo which will then be turned into a video Alright, post your entries below and when all the slots are filled, the K-WAB Saturday Night Peedub Rumble will begin!
Saturday Night Rumble Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/9t4639.mp3 >Official K-WAB Channel: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW >Official K-WAB Email Address: [email protected]
Matt Cardona !!akp5VSnuUBL
>>19707292 >>19707592 >>19708092 >>19708592 >>19708692 well I didn't win, but I did get the best 92 get in a thread that had 5 good ones.
Kevin Sullivan !!ZYtffg8sx+y
>>19708698 SORRY I MESSED UP YOUR PLANS CARDONA. IT WAS NOTHING PERSONAL. AS THE PERSONAL BUTLER AND BATHROOM ATTENDANT OF SATAN I COULDNT ALLOW ANYONE TO BE MORE EVIL THAN ME. YOUR PLAN WAS DIABOLICAL AND SMART AND I RESPECT THAT.
Yokozuna !!yW7GerspxEF
>>19708705 easy for you to say, you didn't get eliminated with a damn sandwich lol
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Lundy doesn't exist. Friction is real.
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I enjoyed dusty's promos daddeh! Big vito and fin finlay had great back and forth too! Good shit overall! Good rumble!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>>19708692 >>19708750 Thanks brothers, glad you enjoyed it. This one really was a lot of fun.
>>19708735 You had a very good showing, at least. I hope everyone will bear in mind that I have no way to control the post numbers and so this result was not predetermined. I'll be honest, Fit Finlay is probably not who I would have picked as the winner, but that's fine. I actually could have done more story-wise with Yokozuna. Not to take anything away from our winner, of course.
>>19708698 5 gets in one thread. I think this proves yet again beyond all doubt that Kevin Nash was indeed raped in the summer of 1992.
>>19708738 So you can go suck a dick, Wolfie.
dusty rhodes !!2MwHUoqZi2u
>>19708750 ah may have lost today, but as sure as there's hair on a hog's back, I promise yew that ah will be back. even if the dream got ta do a hundred /pw/ rumbles, the dream will make it to the show, daddeh! the BULL OF THE WOODS cannot be stopped by hard times, because hard times is what I know best, daddeh. da good lord didn't see fit to give it to me this time, but the american dream does not die hea!
fit finlay !!f/35bapDA45
alright, here's me victory promo>like me grandfather and me father before me, I'm a fightin irish bastard. but if ye say it to me face ye'll get a shillelagh across yer ugly face ye stupid nigger! me opponents been callin me a drunk this whole time, well let me tell you, somethin, i'm gonna get drunk now, me lads. i'm gonna drink a hundred pints with me boys at the pub because I just beat 20 other bastards and won this fookin rumble. I sent big vito back to the slums of little italy to slurp meatballs from his spaghetti and cry like a little girl, I sent nick gage back to the slums of GCW, that shameful nest of degenerate filth. I sent that bloody klingon back to whatever god-forsaken space rock he crawled out from, and I outlasted all these bloody heathens to become the new irish warlord of these lands. by the blood of cuchulainn and by my sacred oath as a member of the IRA, I swear that fit finlay will bring that finlay swagger to all the four corners of the earth, and all will know the name of finlay because if they don't I'll bash their fookin heads! my name is finlay, and I LOVE to fight!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
>>19708820 Hell yeah, this is extremely good. whatever that Finlay swagger is, you sir have definitely got plenty of it. This will make a great video promo, but I will have to get a little sleep before I do that promo. This thread has been going for quite awhile so I'm sure you can understand why. Thank you for participating and congratulations on your glorious victory.
fit finlay !!f/35bapDA45
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>>19708841 aye, can't blame ye for that, boss. take all the rest ye need, me and the belfast boys will keep a watch and make sure nobody tries any funny business.
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>>19708776 based, we need the american dream in k-wab
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>>19709371 kerry did really well too, that one unfortunate zero roll did him in
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>>19709671 vito was a beast in there, i thought he had it won
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wish i had seen this last night so i could have entered vince. the meme potential was very good there but i missed it.
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fun little rumble, reading over this reminds me of good times on /asp/
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>>19708617 do it.
>FUCK HIM UP >FUCK HIM UP >FUCK HIM UP Matt Cardona !!aSxYad8922v
I still can't believe that satanic midget foiled my perfect plan to hide under the ring until the end. it would have been the perfect heel move.
Cokane !!IMX6bIRe3MS
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*snorts a bump*
the rock !!KFqOqKEpX1v
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well the rock had fun with this here rumble, you jabronis should do this shit again sometime because the rock is still hungry to lay the smack down on some roody poo candy asses and give them the people's elbow, IF YA SMELLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
Alright everyone, here it is...Fit Finlay's victory promo!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ATTuO9pnoAor Anonymous
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fit finlay !!f/35bapDA45
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>>19714090 that's a great one, lad
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>>19714090 mmmmm that's badass
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>>19714090 based and IRApilled
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>>19713159 kek jerry lawler style
fit finlay !!f/35bapDA45
>>19713159 don't feel bad boyo, god is an irishman and he was just helpin me luck along. twas not meant for you to win, me lad.
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>>19716747 god had nothin to do wit that, you stupid irish bog savage. i swear you fuckin irish, every time you get lucky you start talkin all that religious shit. you won fair and square, i'll be a man and admit that, but next time that contract is gonna be mine, jamoke.
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>>19708637 >>19708689 Thank you for your attention on this matter, Mr. Von Erich, and apologies for disrupting what turned out to be a fun battle royal that ended with a wonderful addition to the roster. Its not P.N.N.'s intention to spread malicious gossip or tattle tale, nor draw attention to people who do not deserve it and are only eliciting reactions for his own amusement. We deal deal with and ONLY with the goddamn motherfuckin' facts. We will of course, update you and everyone else on wolfpedo's asshurt condition when encountered in the wild and we also managed to snag an interview with one of the horses wolfie himself has had relations with in the past, both giving and most definitely receiving. Let's just say it was like Will Smith and "straight up murder" in there.
> As stated before, there is no way to know what may have set Mr. Lundy off, but I think he hates these threads simply because some people really like them and he's a troll. And not an ironic shitposting troll like most of us, I mean a serious malevolent asshole troll. I do believe he hates this place and doesn't like to see us enjoying anything, whether it's K-WAB threads or anything else. Very, very astute observation on the damn state of things.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
I wish to once again thank everyone who participated in the rumble, this week it was you guys who went above and beyond to make the show a success. Also, I have decided that a couple of you will definitely receive contracts in the future.
>>19717725 No apologies needed, your journalistic integrity is greatly appreciated, especially since you have brought us proof of Wolfie's numerous crimes. PNN News has my full permission to run news reports in K-WAB threads at any time. Please do try to find a good home for that poor abused horse though, preferably somewhere far away from Wolfie. There really ought to be a law that prevents him from ever being left alone with children or animals.
Oh, and pic related is a little gift for everyone. Unlike many people on the internet, I am not stingy with my transparencies. This is the dancing leprechaun pepe animation that I made for the Finlay promo, so use it however you like.
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>>19718426 based, saving this for saint pattys day
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>>19708276 kek dusty won the battle of the fat fucks
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nice to see the tradition of the /asp/ rumble staying alive
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>>19721111 >quads of KWAB >five 92 gets itt kek is gracious in his blessings
fit finlay !!f/35bapDA45
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>>19714090 tis word for word what i posted here, laddie.
>>19708820 a fine prize indeed.
*dances a jig with hornswoggle*
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>>19718426 i guess that's a rare pepe so saved lol
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fuck i missed the rumble? feels bad man
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>>19706639 who is captain confederate? OC character or some weird indy shitter i haven't heard of?
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6
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>>19724470 He's an OC character that I created years ago to troll people who hate the south. The character is exactly what you would expect from the name, a confederate superhero who keeps the CSA alive in spirit.
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