TKO said you're 35, untrustworthy, and we're not paying that asking price. Now get to steppin

Traditional 'ri Edition

(The Captain did not advance in the Queen of the ring tournament due to Roxie being quite the little trickster just like the Captain. Kairi did continue to look strong as the 'riturn is going well. With Asuka 'riturning next week, one could wonder if a Kabuki Warriors 'riunion is in the works or if the Captain will finally have to put the old lady down for good! 'rigardless of what happens, the Captain will 'rimain CUTE and SEXO as the adventure continues next week on Monday Night 'ri!!!)

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Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

What the fuck is up with modern wrestling and being so confusing and obtuse with singles titles and title names?
Don't even get me started on WWE where one brand's title is the "championship" and the other brand's title is the "world championship"

if I didn’t fart every now and then, y’all wouldn’t even know I was shitting on y’all

Does anybody unironically like McAfee on commentary?

>486k
LMAO! What happened to the pendulum ya tubby AEWtist?

>*DUN*
>IT'S TIME TO KILL JOBBERS
>*DUN DUN*
>IT'S TIME TO KILL JOBBEEEEERS!

How does he spend this much money and his show still sucks?

Tonight at 7 ET
>Evil Uno (w/Alex Reynolds) vs. Preston Vance (w/Cole Karter, Griff Garrison & Jacked Jameson)
>Magnus & Volador Jr. vs. Atlantis Jr. & Templario
>ROH World Title Proving Ground Match: Bandido vs. Mansoor (w/Johnny TV, Mason Madden & Taya Valkyrie)
>Shane Taylor Promotions in action
>Red Velvet in action

How many people have been murder IRL with a DDT? I feel like it would be a really kino way to kill a guy.