Starting off with an /asp/ classic. Still prophetic 7 years later

https://youtu.be/ER07IVqSDw0?si=968ltZhgNyRjGTpd

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE TARPS
AND HOW YOU LAY IT
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HARDCAM
AND WHERE YOU PLACE IT
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR SEAT AND IF YOU CAN STAY IN IT
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PLANTS AND WHO'S GONNA FAKE IT

I AM THE TARPS
YOU DON'T WANNA LAY ME
DAMAGE CONTROL
NO WAY YOU CAN SEE ME
THE FANS AREN'T AREN'T PAYING I KNOW THEY'RE ANGRY
PLEASE END THE PAIN
BEFORE CODY TANKS ME

LOOK OVER YOUR CONTRACT PLEASE DON'T RUN
TO AE-DUB WITH BILLY GUNN
WE ARE THE BIG LEAGUES AND WE MAKE THE RULES
SO MOVE ON UP HERE AND DANCE LIKE TOO COOL

TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHAT YOUR GIMMICK'S GONNA BE
GET OVER FOR SIX MONTHS IN NXT
DON'T YOU FORGET THERE'S NO FANS HERE TODAY
CAUISE I AM THE TARPS AND I'M GOING TO LAY

You now remember Mike Knox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A19LYApUhj0

>says he thinks wrestlers should work safer because he doesn't want to see anyone suffer another severe neck injury
>the evil tranny toy box cult take it as a personal insult and begin celebrating every injury and wishing death on anyone who doesn't work for AEW

Make it make sense.

>Tamu, fresh as a daisy.
>Just love how she obeys me,
>Does things that just amaze me so.

>She smiles, Presto the rain goes.
>She blinks, up come the rainbows.
>Cars stop, even the train goes slow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saq2DomS_HM

recent updates
>he got fired and paid his friend for a fluff piece to sugarcoat it
>got banned from twitter for telling people to commit suicide
>pays for a the ban to be lifted
>starts targeting random burner accounts claiming they belong to Tony Khan
>says he's going to deactivate his Twitter account for the sake of his "clients"
>starts reposting on twitter again a a few hours later

KWABOTY 2026 off to a hot start

Hey they pal
Have a great Miyu Monday

>just hanging out with my bro, the PDFile

What went wrong?

>cums inside every woman employed by WWE