How’d he get so based?

As reported by Fightful Select; Per VOR; According to WON; A fierce bidding war has errupted between WWE and AEW. The latest chapter in their rivalry to sign the hottest young talent sees the two companies offering lucrative multiyear contracts to former WWF superstar Sir Mo. Sources inside the organizations say both Tony Khan and Triple H are aware that Sir Mo has been deceased since October of last year, but are 'prepared to tackle the challenges this hurdle presents'. The sources inside the WWE state that the current deal being fielded to Sir Mo's camp is comparable with that of Cody Rhodes, with AEW expected to have already put forward a similar offer.
Negotiations have taken an odd turn recently as the late wrestler is reportedly demanding more dates than either company was initially prepared to offer, as he stated through a medium "If I'm going to come back I want to do it full time."
Per Rhamdenash Indabhut (Podcast Wrestling Network Magazine)

I'm not taking your finish tonight anon. I'm not going to follow the script.

*PUTA

Chief Manydimes says long nose tribe should release WWE back under the leadership of Chief McMahon

AND NEWWW

How does he do it?

Football is over. Where the FUCK is he??

Hina!

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