>on a date with the cute girl from work >we're getting along great >we start talking about our favorite TV shows >mention i watch wrestling >she chuckles and says "don't you know that stuff's fake?" >i stand up and walk over to her >slap her hard across the face >"Did that feel fake?" >she falls out of the chair and starts crying >restaurant manager calls the cops >cops ask me for my statement >told them i was just demonstrating a wrestling slap for her >they start laughing and tell her it's not real and stop wasting their time >guy at the table next to us starts laughing and says "you smooth, bro." >i hear "he cute" from one of the girls at the bar
Tonight at 10 ET >Atlantis, Blue Panther & Diego Hill vs. Galeon Fantasma (Barboza, Difunto & Zandokan Jr.) >Shotzi Blackheart vs. Alejandra Quintanilla >Paul London vs. Okumura >Volador Jr. vs. Titan >Austin Aries vs. KUSHIDA >Satoshi Kojima vs. Mr. Thomas(Lightning Match) >Bishop Dyer vs. Mads Krule Krügger(Non Title Match) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiMqyh4J58k