AWEWE - All World Elite Wrestling Entertainment
Let's assemble the perfect roster for the ultimate wrestling company in the world today.

Only the best of the best from any company. I'll post one, then you, and then the next one, and then the next one, and so on.

We have only 75 contracts available: 60 for men and 15 for women. There are 4 contracts available for the commentary desk.

I'll start:
#1 Bandido

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og wolfie only posted on /pw/ a few times to affirm the power of kevin nash's drawing ability which he backed up with cast iron evidence & a triggered a mass seethe of discord fags which spurred them to create gay porn of kevin nash & unleash their innermost homosexual fantasies. he brilliantly turned the tables against them by posting against vanilla midgets bryan & eddie - proven anti-draws. he then left, victorious while the fags continued masturbating with each other to gay porn. nuwolfie picked up on this & also expertly stabbed the 92 crew through heart by posting about birdie - not even the 92 homocrew could handle it as they flailed aimlessly against tristen who we never cared about. they tried to establish 9/2 but the first of which was overshadowed by punk's kwabbing. nobody gave a shit about a cartoon bulbasaur in new york - & even today nobody even posts the webm. the next was even more pathetic - the joe hendry cameo fell through after liam was exposed & they tweeted old kevin nash memes during an episode of raw which went completely ignored. they did nothing last year. 92 was dead.

then came the genius of friction. the most organic, over meme in the history of nu pw. the 92 homos couldn't handle the fact that harley race was penetrated at decadence - "spit only" - these two words alone destroyed their wasted years jerking off to gay porn. friction has completely bested 92.

Why can't any wrestling promotion be able to properly book heel stables anymore?

>TNA flopped so badly it didn't even chart in the ratings (continuing the streak since 2023)
Just #2 promotion things

Personally this was my Match of the Year. It single handedly restored my faith in AEW as a brand.

CAWDY BTFO

Sami Zayn is going to win the rumble and we are going to have 3 months of IM UGLY IM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE I WORKED HARD SHOUTING PROMOS like it's Daniel Bryan all over again