At a later date, I'll be quite happy to sit here and tell you all the things about Hulk Hogan that I'd like to tell you. Um, but now, all I'm willing to say is that Hulk Hogan was undoubtedly the hardest working man in professional wrestling, the most dedicated, and totally absorbed in the business of professional wrestling of anybody I've ever met. And that's all I've really got to say at the moment. He was the absolute best. Thanks.
>was offered the lead role in The Wrestler three times >turned down each time as he humbly felt he didn't deserve it >rewrote the entire script for Santa With Muscles by himself >bodyslammed the 600lb Andre the Giant while tearing 18 muscles in his back in front of 300,000 screaming Hulkamaniacs with Andre dying just a few short days afterwards >partied with the ghost of John Belushi in 1986 >survived a shoot tombstone piledriver by an inexperienced Undercarder >releases the #1 hit single "Hulkster in Heaven" which shoots his album 'Hulk Rules' to the top of the UK charts >had a boxing match scheduled against prime Mike Tyson; Tyson cancelled the fight out of fear of the Hulkster >wrestled 400 days in Japan in one year >was offered the lead bassist position in Metallica ; humbly declines saying he could never replace Cliff Mustaine >made Harley "Friction" Race shit his pants out of fear from learning the Hulkster was coming into his territory >Elvis was a Hulkamaniac
Outlives Hogan by staying healthy. Everything Hogan boasted about in promos Mr. Bob Backlund actually did in IRL. Uncle Bob is the real American because he leads by example. He did not eat marijuana. He did not take a single steroid, and could be said to be stronger than Hogan. /pw/ will call him a chud for not being a drug abuser.
>You're going to stand out there with everyone for the 10 bell salute, you're going to say how he inspired you for the video package, and you're not going to be snarky about it. Got that?