wwe wrestler names be like
>"Big Match" John Cena
>"Badass" Mark Callaway
>"Straight Edge" CM Punk
>Adam "The Edge" Copeland
>"Giant" Andre Roussimoff
>"Hitman" Bret Hart

AAAAAAAND NEEEEEEEW...

¿Who is the G.O.A.T.?

Triple H once compared Hulk Hogan to "a carton of milk" and believed he would be going over, reveals former WWE production executive.

>"I was at the gym and Triple H was working out. He was sitting next to me. I knew I was going to have to do the promos after the pay-per-view and leading into RAW. So I asked him, 'Who is going over?'

>"Triple H said, 'I'm going over. Hulk Hogan is great. But he is like a KISS Reunion tour. Or a carton of milk. It gets old fast.'

>"Everything was going along the way Triple H said it would until Hulk Hogan wins the belt. I was like, 'What the Hell!' I have to believe that is something they changed on the day. I don't believe Triple H was lying to me. I believe he thought, when he said that, he was going over. But he didn't."

Starting off with an /asp/ classic. Still prophetic 7 years later

https://youtu.be/ER07IVqSDw0?si=968ltZhgNyRjGTpd

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE TARPS
AND HOW YOU LAY IT
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HARDCAM
AND WHERE YOU PLACE IT
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR SEAT AND IF YOU CAN STAY IN IT
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PLANTS AND WHO'S GONNA FAKE IT

I AM THE TARPS
YOU DON'T WANNA LAY ME
DAMAGE CONTROL
NO WAY YOU CAN SEE ME
THE FANS AREN'T AREN'T PAYING I KNOW THEY'RE ANGRY
PLEASE END THE PAIN
BEFORE CODY TANKS ME

LOOK OVER YOUR CONTRACT PLEASE DON'T RUN
TO AE-DUB WITH BILLY GUNN
WE ARE THE BIG LEAGUES AND WE MAKE THE RULES
SO MOVE ON UP HERE AND DANCE LIKE TOO COOL

TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHAT YOUR GIMMICK'S GONNA BE
GET OVER FOR SIX MONTHS IN NXT
DON'T YOU FORGET THERE'S NO FANS HERE TODAY
CAUISE I AM THE TARPS AND I'M GOING TO LAY

Turns out bitchtits is indeed an eternal KWABOTY

I just watched Kurt Angle VS Rey Mysterio SummerSlam 2002, and holy fuck that match was good from start to finish. Fast paced, cool moves, and they both do insane shit.

Why aren't modern WWE matches consistently like this?

Whos the Michaels?

Another day, another botch