[Tremendous News]
Iyo Sky(34) HAS THE TITLE because she fucking won and worked the antis into a shoot and is....
>brat
>cute
>perfect
>pure
>friendly
>smart
>beautiful
>strong
>cheerful
>30 million dollar net worth haver
>#1 player in the universe
>the God of Joshi
>biggest confirmed singular draw in professional wrestling today
>uplifting
>supreme talent
>an emoji
>has AURA
>superior to Taylor Swift in every way imaginable
>winner of the Joshi Civil War
>soft
>smooth
>funny
>cool
>charismatic
>a draw
>the GOAT
>smol
>adorable
>sturdy
>powerful
>breathtaking
>cheesy
>innocent
>cat enthusiast
>disciplined
>athletic
>genius
>pretty
>amazing
>stupendous
>terrific
>tough
>based
>brilliant
>sexy
>charming
>slick
>phenomenal
>thighGODDESS
>pitQUEEN
>hot
>brilliant
>shiny
>loving
>caring
>sensitive
>tough
>incredible
>hard working
>kind
>hates aOSU
>great butt
>hilarious
>courteous
>thrifty
>brave
>clean
>reverent
>clever
>traditional
>godly
>humble
>sweet
>sassy
>saucy
>THE MOTHERFUCKING GRANDSLAM CHAMPION
>does not use weave like a black girl
>4.9 million viewer woman (HOLY FUCKING DIMES)
>the main attraction
>ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS!!! Will risk copping a career ending and potentially life threatening injury to send the Iyomaniacs home happy
>a worthy obsession
>bigger draw than all AEW(329k) wrestlers COMBINED
>never starts fights with her co-workers and is the true embodiment of a locker-room leader
and most importantly
>THE CHAMPION OF OUR HEARTS AND NEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW WWE WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!(EAT SHIT RHEA YA FUCKING DUDE)
SOUNDS FUCKING BASED TO ME
Special thread theme for maximum seethe: https://youtu.be/X2WH8mHJnhM
https://suno.com/song/19574457-cd52-47f0-8db7-7d044167f8a4

Do you think he regrets entirely missing out on Cena's retirement tour?

>WWE spreading satanism

It didn’t sell out by the way , less than 2k people tonight

How deep the rabbithole is...?
(in terms of internet lore)

Card
>No John Cena
>No The Rock
>No Travis Scott

AEW Revolution is opening more seats. It's selling like hot cakes.

We might be back

Cool Shirts Edition:

IYO will face Rhea for the title on Raw, with the winner facing Bianca at WrestleMania. Will anything interesting happen or does IYO just lose as the final filler defense and get moved to something else?
Asuka and Kairi are back in America. Does this mean a Kabuki return is imminent?
Sareee will face Syuri in the main event of Sareee-ISM Chapter VII.
Giulia challenged Stephanie Vaquer to a title vs title match at Roadblock.

Asuka continues to expand her gaming collection.
Kairi is working out in preparation for her return.
IYO is sexo.
Giulia is the NXT Women's Champion.
Sareee is carrying on Inoki's legacy.
Meiko is running SENJO shows and is their world champion. Currently on her retirement tour, which will end April 29, 2025 to coincide with her 30th anniversary in professional wrestling.
Xia and Wendy posting is allowed, they're just not officially part of the Klub.

>IYO SKY vs Rhea Ripley for the WWE Women's World Championship. Raw, March 3rd
>Sareee vs Syuri. Sareee-ISM Chapter VII, March 10th
>Giulia vs Stephanie Vaquer for the NXT Women's Championship and NXT Women's North American Championship. NXT Roadblock, March 11th
>Meiko Satomura vs Chihiro Hashimoto for the Sendai Girls World Championship. The Top of Joshi Wrestling, March 19th
>Meiko Satomura & Sareee vs Chihiro Hashimoto & Yuu. Fortune Dream 10, April 16th

https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka
https://twitter.com/KAIRI_official
https://twitter.com/Iyo_SkyWWE
https://twitter.com/giulia0221g
https://twitter.com/Sareee_official
https://twitter.com/satomurameiko

https://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaM
https://youtu.be/BRLK0mFd-pM
https://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18E
https://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeI
https://youtu.be/jBJeH9zgws8

KanaChan eats yakiniku:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s8PX-Rk9pk

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The smark hatred for CM Punk really makes perfect sense when you realize they’re upset that he’s the stoic, handsome pussy-crusher they always fantasized about being.

Can he be salvaged?