Stuff that lasted at least a year or more but stayed compelling the whole time. >gets fired from WWE on his birthday, says he hates the company >fails at UFC >fails at Hollywood >fails at writing comics >criticizes wrestlers for sucking the blood money dick >returns to wrestling, the only thing he’s ever been good at >”if you have a problem with Jack Perry, that’s on you” >buys a giant house in LA at above market value >has a problem with Jack Perry >gets fired >crawls back to WWE because of the mortgage >sucks the blood money dick