>Build up a year and a half of pure unadulterated hype >Showdown of the century at WCW's biggest show >He doesn't really have that great of a performance I love the guy, but man that whole build would've ended in a wet fart even had NIck Patrick not botched the finish
As we come up on dis Supah Boll Sunday, I just have a couple of tings to say about dis uhh, fantastic playoffs dat we sawr dis year.
First tings first, da Jags. Now... I have tremendous respet for Shad Khan. I awlways have. He came from Timbuktu or sumtin' and made himself a billionayr in dis country and I respet dat.
But his son, uhh... Tony I think. Tony Khan. Dere sayin' dat he ain't right in da head. De say dat he got uhh, dat uhh, autism dat's goin' around dese days.
He's da ownah of uhh, sometin' cawlled... uhh, A...E...W. It's like sometin' like WWE, except nowhear near as big. Let me tell you sometin' folks... we are a lawnnnggg lawnnnggg way... from da days of Bruno Sammartino, okay?
Now dere ahh repawrts outta Japan dat uhh, dis girl, uhh, now let me get dis right... Ma-yu...Iwa...tani, yea, had given da Jagwahs her uhh... fighting spirit, quote unquote. Now listen, I have no idear what dat is, or who dat is, but it clearly didn't work, okay?
Anyways, uhh, Anon from faw-chan, you're on da ayr. What's up, Anon?
>IYO and Rhea successfully defended their YES titles against The Judgment Day (Liv and Culo Blanco) at SNME >IYO and Rhea teamed up with Vaquer to continue their feuds >IYO is the GOAT >IYO is the ACE >IYO is the protagonist
>The longest running daily wrestler general on /pw/
