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They are trying to find out how one person can be so BASED, CUTE, BEAUTIFUL, SMART, TALENTED, FINE ASSED, WONDERFUL, and SEXY. According to their studies Kevin's mere existence should cause the planet to explode due to the high improbability of these traits existing in one human in such immeasurable quantities. Perhaps because he is an alien sent down from planet RAPED to spread his ass and accept love? THANKS KEVIN WE LOVE YOU.
