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>Be me
>Ask for help at work
>Only guy who applies does a video interview
>Guy who interviewed him has medical emergency, not back for months
>Should we hire him?
>Ask to see a picture of applicant
>Show me his photocopied license
>We don't want to hire him anon, he has a tattoo on his face
>Look hard
>Smirk
>No, it's not a tattoo. It's just a smudge on the photocopier
>You got the job
>Monday rolls around
>Guy walks in
>Face tattoo
>Spends all day talking to the secretaries and smoking Newport
>Doesn't come back for the second day
