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>there have been multiple witnesses to X-Pac and Kane kissing in the locker room
>I can’t believe it JR! A couple of fags, here in the World Wrestling Federation!
>That’s right King, a couple of F-A-G’s. We have confirmed from the Undertaker that the kissing was consensual and not part of a wrestlers court punishment.
>Vince McMahon was livid when he found out JR!
>I would like the say X-Pac and Kane have a fire under their ass now King, but I think they would like that!
>So what’s going to happen JR?
>Well I spoke with talent relations manager Pat Patterson, and both Sean Waltman and Glenn Jacobs, the performers who play X-Pac and Kane, will be sent to gay conversion therapy and not allowed back to compete until they can prove their heterosexuality.
>On behalf of the WWF we apologize, and solemnly swear to uphold the values and teaching of Christ in this entertainment institution.
