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>climbing a ladder to leg drop my blocked gutters
>get to the top
>move some of the leaves
>my pet tortoise that escaped is in the gutters, rotting and dead
>panic and slip
>botch the landing and fall onto the roof of my metal shed
>break a vertebrae
>can't move, laying on the top of the shed for hours crying for help
>I am 500lbs, so there is a major operation to get me down using the fire brigade
>half way through the gimmicked shed collapses under my weight
>I get further injuries and spend 1 month in hospital
Big guys stay off the ladders
