>>10336446*Miss USA opens a door and steps into a dimly lit corridor*
*She thinks to herself*
>*JUMPING JEHOSHAPHAT, AM I REALLY THAT BEHIND ON THE POLLS!!!?? Arkansas and Commiefornia I get but New York!!!??? Massachusetts!!!???*>*C'mon Uma think, THINK! THINK BACK TO DISNEY CAMP!!! HOW CAN YOU BE LOSING TO, COLBY!!!??? YOU WERE ON TEEN VOGUE GODDAMNIT!!! Granted it was because Miley had mono and couldn't make the shoot, BUT STILL!!!**Miss USA looks up*
>Oh, comrade!!!>I'm surprised at your reliance and continued support of this democratic vote!!!>And I'm not surprised that you're doing well in your home state, after all the threshold of unattainable beauty in Arkansas seems to be a full set of teeth and fingers that haven't been ravaged from years of noodling for catfish!!!>Unlike you though, I have faith and fully trust the voting public and the American people to make the right choice!!!>As for that double date? >Miss Hailey's got a show to run but I'm sure she'll be more than happy to join us at a later hour.>But seeing as you two fancy yourself to be cowboys like me, then why don't you both get to drinking them ginger teas, start tuning your pie holes for something other than tonsil hockey, put on your best boots and get ready to Texas two step with NATO!!!>On to a more serious matter though- 