>>16191291LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING DREW
>WHATI WAKE UP
>WHATKISS MUH DAWG
>WHATKISS MY WIFE (if she consents)
>WHATEAT A BOWL OF SAL-AD
>WHATAND GET READY TO DO MY FIVE MINUTE MORNING JOG BEFORE I FEEL GASSED
>WHATAND THEN I LOOK AT MY WRIST
>WHATAND I SEE NO BRACELET
>WHATAND I SAY, "STONE COLD, WHY ISN'T YOUR BRACELET THERE?"
>WHATI SAID "WHY ISN'T MY BRACELET THERE?"
>WHATTHE BRACELET WITH MUH DAWG'S NAME
>WHATTHE BRACELET WITH DEBRAH'S NAME
>WHATTHE BRACELET WITH THE NAME OF EVERY WOMAN I BEAT
>WHATWHY WOULD YOU DO THAT DREW?
>WHATDO YOU HATE STONE COLD?
>WHATDO YOU HATE STEVE AUSTIN?
>WHATDO YOU HATE ME DREW?
>WHATBECAUSE THAT'S MIGHTY MEAN IF YOU DO
>WHATMY FEELINGS ARE HURT
>WHATI'LL CRY
>WHATAND THEN I'LL FILE A REPORT TO ADAM PIERCE
>WHATSAYING HOW MEAN YOU ARE
>WHATAND THEN CONSTRUCT A CAREFULLY WORDED 10,000 PAGE ESSAY
>WHATON WHY YOU SHOULD GIVE ME THE BRACELET BACK
>WHATHERE'S A BRIEF SUMMARY FOR YA:
>WHATPAGE 1: "YOU SHOULD GIVE IT BACK BECAUSE IT'S NICE"
>WHATPAGE 2-9,999: "PLEASE"
>WHATAND THE LAST PAGE SAYS "GIVE ME THE BRACELET BACK"
>WHATNOW I'LL BE WAITING FOR THAT BRACELET SON, NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, OLD STONE COLD'S GOTTA HIT THE STARBUCKS TO GET A STARWEISER, WHICH IS A VEGAN GLUTEN SUGAR FAT AND ALCOHOLIC FREE 4OZ BEVERAGE FOR 20 DOLLARS!
>WHATAND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE,
>CUZ STONE KEK, SAID SO!CUZ STONE KEK, SAID SO!
