>>10440426>[The sultry tones of Neil Diamond begin to blare through the Spaghetti Town Regional Auditorium as none other than THE Boston Crab makes an entrance, finally with some music of her own. ‘Hands / Touchin' hands / Reachin’ out / touching me, touchin’ you’...]Ah was on mah way he’ah for da show on the rattler, and I he’ah dere’s some meatball cawlin’ me out. Geddafuckouttaher. Some hardo wanna have a crack against DEE Bawston Crab, musta been on the gagga! JOISEY DEVIL. It dun mattah when or whay-ah, youse are gawna tap to DA BAWSTON CRAHB.