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A hurt and sore Minnie Moo stumbles her way down to the ring, her arm in a sling and bandages all over her body. Nearly stumbling over the steel steps she steps in between the ropes.
>I-I won!
She declares to raptorous applause.
>But I didn't want any of what happened afterwards to happen. Why do people keep picking on me, why am I keep getting beat up. Why am I the failure that I am?
>I'm sick of it. I've done nothing wrong and yet I have a robot, a giant woman and not one but TWO hunters going after me. So I have decided to that I QUI--
Before Minnie can speak the words the Titantron flicks on with static, revealing a drunken Minnie Moo, downing a 0.5% Shandy.
>y'know. yous hurtin me all the timesh, I don't even feel it mosht of the times anymore. I'm invinciblblbls. Sho! Oh, my Shandy.... Where wash I. Ah, sho you big buuliesh. To prove you all that you're very very wrong. Like I'm very very drunk. I'm entering the hardcore divisionsh.
Taking another swig from her Shandy, Minnie Moo collapses backwards and out of frame.
Meanwhile inside of the ring the crowd roars out in delight as a clearly distraught Minnie Moo tries to contain the situation, this wasn't what she wanted at all!
