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LOOK 6/10 pretty average sized guy. funk definitely had some gym time and had a decent physique in his younger days. Big alcoholic nose and frizzy curly hair, but somehow pulled off the balding mullet. chicken ass legs, you could tell dude had real knee and hip problems ( even when he was younger) before doctors knew how to fix that shit.Looked cool i guess with the funk U you shirt and striped tights later on. The headband and taped fist displayed the old grizzled vet look. The maniac cowboy look with the cattle brand was cool too.
PROMO 9/10 he had a warbly, weird voice that sounded like your rambling, elderly grandpa even in his youth. Funk didnt plan his matches and definitely didnt plan some of his promos either. He would shoot in a promo long before it was a thing. He could do a sports like, professional "espn" style interview where he talked about the nwa title or his families heritage. Would call you a gutless, chickenshit or an egg sucking, cowardly dog. Would tell a story and tie it up nicley (stories about family or donkeys or some shit lol). He would do promos on his ranch or just dump motor oil on himself...who the fuck knows wat was going on his head lol. He would randomly swear and didnt give a fuck about mcmahons or anyone elses TV. Its hard too describe his promos but they are great even when he is lost in thought or bumbling over his words because it makes him look more umpredidictable. Great fucking promo.
