>>13078895Because he's goddamn coked up moron. Minoru Suzuki vs Adam Copeland is the match absolutely no one in history ever asked for, but here it is, because Tony has no idea what he's doing. Then you have Jeff Hardy wrestling Swerve because I guess the Tonester didn't get the memo that it's the year of our lord 2024 and Jeff Hardy is no longer good at wrestling. Penta vs Hangma'am for no reason, Toni Storm has a face to face interview with a fat ugly dimeless shitter, The Acclaimed vs jobbers, Sting and Darby try to sell Sting's retirement match against the Young Cucks that nobody wants to see, physically busted Thunder Rosa struggles to have a match, Wardlow vs jobber. This whole card's a joke.