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>Breaking news report!
>After her beating at the hands of Bishamonta yesterday (and an ill-advised trip to the gym later that afternoon to blow off steam), Duna Sands has been spotted laying in bed, refusing to get up for the day
>Onlookers have reported her as mumbling things such as 'ow my body fucking hurts', 'I'm going to crush that big red bitch, I swear', and 'Jesus fuck I think I have a splinter in my ass'
>When asked for a comment on the situation, Duna's only response was 'who the fuck are you, why are you in my bedroom, get the hell out before I snap you in half'
>We'll have an update on the situation as the story unfolds!
