>>10414781>>10414794>>10414824Handwritten Note Delivered to the Yellow Empress via the Consulate:
>Hi Empress!>Just sending you a quick note as I don't think I ever got your number. I hadn't heard from you in a while so I wanted to see how you're doing! If you ever need support or help with anything, let me know, okay?>I don't know if you heard about it but Miss USA did this tasteless disgusting performance at Club Xtacy last weekend. She assaulted an impersonator of you and threw around those offensive posters and everything! Fortunately, I denounced her in a really epic speech, and then me and Amy put on great performances to totally overshadow her. At least, I think that's what happened; that part of the evening's a little fuzzy to me, I've gotta admit.>But that's not all. I'm also beating Miss USA in the popularity contest! Did you see? I'm only number 9 for Cutest but that's not even my strongest category. She might do well in "Hottest" because lots of people like that perfectly 'constructed' look but, I'll beat her running away in the other categories! Of course it's all a bunch of regressive garbage, pandering to the male gaze, but it DOES feel good to beat them at their own game.>I wouldn't be surprised to see you place strongly in the polling too!>Anyway, since we're going to be friends, we should hang out more. I don't even know your real name, LOL! Don't be a stranger.>Your friend,>Colby Jefferson 