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>Failed to break 2 million on the Raw after the Rumble
>The episode was barely up from normal weeks
>Tanked the Smackdown ratings too
>The NXT episode he was on didn't chart
>His segment lost to a midcarders awful wedding
>Killed the ratings for RAW, Smackdown, and NXT
>All in the same week
>Only time he ever got a glimpse of a dime was due to Lita's tits
>The episode where they teased Christian might wrestle got a better rating then the Raw after the Rumble with Edge
>The mere idea of Christian wrestling drew more than all of Edge's return episodes
>Christian on AEW outdrew him
>Gangrel's Jannetty
>Christian's Jannetty
>Randy Orton's Jannetty
>Lita's Jannetty
>Vickie Guerrero's Jannetty
>Starred in Money Plane
>When WWE Superstars appeared on The Weakest Link he was the first one eliminated
>The other wrestlers voted him off
>Appeared on Deal or No Deal and Howie Mandel didn't know him
>Had to appear with Randy Orton so the crowd could see a star
>Shitty Spear
>Had to retire because he DDT'd himself while doing the running hug
>His live sex celebration was interrupted by Ric Flair who told him he didn't know how to fuck
>He probably doesn't
>Flair's interruption was probably a shoot
>Christian was and is better
>Only remembered because he jumped off a big ladder
>Actually passed WWE's medical tests but doctors did more tests and didn't clear him, told him to retire
>The doctors most likely just kept doing tests until they found a reason to not let him wrestle because they didn't want to see him anymore.
>Had to pitch himself to be the winner of the 2021 Royal Rumble because nobody was considering him
>Dressed up like a Disney Princess
>Constantly puts over his wife and buries himself like a bitch
>Actually got a tattoo of a character from Street Sharks but then covered it up because its was fucking gay
>Didn't understand what the "Behind every man" saying meant
>Aged like shit
>Rated R anti-draw
>Last name is literally COPE LAND
