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"You know something, maniacs, first things first: I want the Doctor Khan to know, Doctor Omega to know, Doctor Jackson to know, that the release forms have been signed. You're not responsible for the last couple of bad ratings on Dynamite, brother. The main priority in the Five Stars match is to have flexibility of the body that you flip to your opponent with, brother, because in the Five Stars match, when you're in the four corners of the Tokyo Dome, the main priority is to get the body in the proper position for the Canadian Destroyer, dudes.
When I get Ric Flair right where I want him, when I kick out at 1 of his finisher, sweating from head to toe, I will call out to the Starmaster Dave Meltzer on ringside, and I will say to Dave Meltzer at ringside, 'Gimme Five Stars Match number one.' And as I superkick your body 30 times, Ric Flair, as you scream to the heavens for mercy, as I see you wait at ringside like a dumb idiot to get hit by my Tope Suicida, you will drop to your knees and you will say, 'Please, Mr. Hogan, please, I can't take anymore of this flippy shit. Please, I'm sorry I listen to the Jim Cornette podcast.'
And as I hear you beg for mercy, Ric Flair, that's when I will call to the Starmaster Dave Meltzer at ringside for Five Stars Match number two. That's when the shitty strong style will come out. That's when I will Chop your skin like a seven year old kid and the flesh won't bubble. That's when the flesh won't start to peel from your hide. And as I don't see the raw pink meat on your chest brother, I will take it to another level. I will transform from Hulk to Hollywood. I will start no selling your moves, and you will scream to the heavens, 'Please, Hollywood, don't drop me unsafely on my neck anymore.' And I will never stop!"
