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Some time before Onsen A Lifetime in the Waifu Wrestling Alliance Head Office
>Mr.Dog!
>You have left us no choice
>Over your short tenure as the head of this professional wrestling company
>We have been made aware of the following:
>Kidnappings
>Extortions
>Multiple counts of arson
>Conspiracies
>Explosions that resulted in severe injury
>Missing cases
>Brawls between roster members that have resulted in severe injury
>TWO DEATHS
>And that's just the first page I have in my hand
>This is unprecedented Mr. Dog!
>It's barbaric!
>So by the power afforded to me, by the
>People's
>Unified
>Security
>Service
>....for You!
>I am hereby declaring
>AN OFFICIAL AUDIT AND INVESTIGATION OF THE WAIFU WRESTLING ALLIANCE
>*ahem*
>What this means is, whilst we can't prevent you from hosting your next event, "Onsen A Lifetime" was it?
>We wouldn't rob that local economy
>What we can do is prevent you from hosting events in any of the cities that agree to blacklist you till the end of the investigation
>Which according to the document in my hand
>Is every major United States Populace, we also have notices from Mexico and Canada, as well as mainland Europe
>All but The Kingdom...The Queen ain't picking up the phone...do they have phones?
>Regardless
She signals to one of her two colleagues
>Please place Mr.Dog under house arrest until a time he is cleared of all charges or further action is taken!
>And can someone please contact Adjudicator Samara!
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