>>12710049Rolling to the ring, from a pissant suburb of Ireland...
With a professional record of no wins and 43 consecutive losses...
He loves a tweet, but has no feet...
He lives for spam and smells of ham...
He posts the stock, but has no cock...
HE IS...
The dregs with no legs,
The Twitter shitter,
The shut-in hoarder with a restraining order,
The Heartbreak Flid,
The sack of shit who just won't quit,
Dumb and vile from the Emerald Isle,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
HE IS...
ROVERT!!
