>>16871909>Birthday 2000>Mom got me a WWF ring>The other gifts must be wrestlers>Austin? Rock? Kane?>It's Sting, DDP, Steiner, and Jeff freaking Jarrett>Pretend to be happy and hide the pain>Tells me she ordered "the wrestling show" and confirmed the "triple threat" main event>Think it's Insurrection with Rock vs HHH vs Shane>It's actually DDP vs David Arquette vs Jeff freaking Jarrett in a triple cage match>Pretend to be happy and hide the painI've hated that man like you wouldn't believe since before many anons were even born.