>>10028328You know boys, one time I lived in a house with a BAD rat problem. Really old house in the country, really big forest rats if you know what I mean. Well, I used to have fun killin them rats in ALL SORTSA fucked up ways by god. One time I took a ninja star and killed one with a lucky throw, but that wasn't good enough, so I caught another one and impaled it with my other ninja star. I used to open up this one cabinet with big leather gloves on, grab me a rat in each hand as they ran out, and strangle em both while I laugh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIE YOU DIRTY FUCKING RATS THIS IS REVENGE FOR THE BUBONIC PLAGUE YOU RATTY LITTLE FUCKS!!! Anyway sorry this is so long. Kill a rat today, it's good for you.
