>>9614830This.
>>9614836This.
>>9614918This.
>>9614956But that only leaves us with the Zionist blood money.
>>9615520Cody is overrated AF and would be a literal who without his father's name, and I'm tired of pretending he's not. The right man won. You may seethe, you may dilate, but in the end, you will, inevitably, cope. Thing is, you didn't want Cody to win. You may think you did, but you didn't. Where would the story have gone? Where could Cody possibly take the belts? What could he add? Sure he'd come out on Raw, say his thing "SO WUDDU WAN TALK BOUT" sit there for 20 minutes while the barking seals clapped and did their little chants, before finally getting to lisping his way through another four minute ambien promo... but then what? What does he do to keep you watching the way Roman has kept *everyone* tuning in for years?
Roman going over was the right call. The morbidly obese SUDDENLY! SHOUTING! GUY! FROM QUEBEC! and his rapefugee ginger friend going over night one was cringe enough. (Sami also sucks, and after finally being meme'd into a WM main event, after this cup of coffee in the big time, he'll go back to the midcard where he belongs)
Roman is fucking GOATED. Cody shitters stay mad. Oh, and for the record, you not being able to predict the ending to a match months out is a good thing.