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>work at a department store in the back
>part of the crew tasked with getting everything on the floor for customers
>it started with me saying kwab under my breath every time something went wrong
>eventually started saying it out loud
>nobody asked what it meant, probably think I have a tick
>then I moved onto other terms
>constantly adding ‘etty’ to the ends of words
>stocking beverages with coworkers and I refer to dr pepper as “dr peppetty”
>they do a fake laugh and keep working
>putting clothes on hangers and every time I see an ugly shirt I say “this shirt will never draw a dime”
>coworkers again do fake laughs and keep working
>team meeting and the boss is reading out our store earnings for the last month
>he asks if there’s any questions
>I raise my hand and say “no milly?”
>he looks kinda annoyed but sends us back to work
>get to today and I’m back hanging clothes
>some female coworker is going on about how she loves george clooney
>I feel an urge coming on and I try to stop it but I can’t
>suddenly blurt out “george clooney is a happily married man, celebrities don’t date fans, you are an unhealthy obsessed celebschizo”
>everyone stops and looks at me
>realized I fucked up
>say “just kidding” and fake laugh
>eventually everyone goes back to work
>during lunch I get pulled aside by my boss
>he says coworkers think I’m aggressive and they feel uncomfortable around me
>tells me I have to start working the night shift or lose my job
>the night shift is when actual schizos work
what the fuck did you guys do to me?
