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The big news in Tinseltown and across the 48 states today is that FRANK GOTCH, a real whippersnapper, has died in a tragic fashion.
This flash bang wiz kid was a wrestling dynamo who captured the hearts of the women folk has sadly proven that just like the Titanic, even the strongest of gents are not unsinkable.
The world will weep tears of sadness for Mr. Gotcha. He will forever reside in the hearts of Americans but not those lousy Krauts! Remember to buy your Liberty Bonds and help keep us all free from the filthy frankfurters across the ol' Atlantic!
