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>On Todays issue of "BEST GIRLS" Gun Girl goes in depth about her championship, the Gun Army, the upcoming fatal fourway and her past Kaiju hunting experience. "Well it was about that time I noticed the referee was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era. Gun Girl exloded the Gargantuan beasts head of it its shoulders brains and Grey matter covered the crowd as I stood over its dead corpse I said Not my tree fiddy. Then I defeated my opponent for the night Anne Nekko. Gun Girl Gotta apologize to the Nekko family for added hospital bills to there always Growing massive debt. Gun Girl is distracted a lot is happening in the promotion built on the backsides and bosoms of Gun Girl and the Gun Army. It makes her proud that this Groundbreaking Promotion is consistently reaching new heights. Gun Girl knew this company would die without a fighting champion, Gun Girl was not thrilled that the company went from having a direction and a clear track to success for that train to be derailed so quickly by its "first" champion. The Gun Army is the Wrestling Waifu Alliance. Gun Girl or Skelly Skelly will leave that fatal fourway as champions. I've slain beasts bigger than BISHAMONTA and dont get my started on that boisterous poodle Kelly Omega. A centuries old demi God and a Wannabee will fall to Gun Army. Its Gunna come down to who on that night is the better Girl. Gun Girl or Skelly Skelly. The Gun Army is strong as ever and former runaway Azra has been welcomed back officially. Mighty Milf was in that rumble longer than any other Gal, Tigra almost eliminated BISHAMONTA, Poppit has been busy at work building puppets like Pinnochiyoyo to do her bidding for her and Wild Emerald is forming bonds with other Groups and Waifus neutral to the Gun Army. There's an open no pressure invitation to surfer girl just based on her quick blossoming friendship with Wild Emerald. If she doesnt want in its ok. To everyone else, mess with Gun Army you Gunna Get Got
