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I was training today, im an indy wrestler. I came to realize that I hate black workout machines.
Why do they get dirty so easily and show dust? Why do they look so fuckin stupid with their chrome bars and pins?
I am actually convinced that these dumb lazy black machines are actually the worst color of machine, they dont run smoothly and get stuck often. They are shit and have lower resale value as well because of all the drawbacks of being black instead of a superior color of machine.
Why do people get black weights? and matte black are even worse than gloss black, or a different color with back accents. Dumbells with black accents are like mutt weight halfbreeds. Why cant you pick 1 color you dumb autist?
he other thing i dislike about black weight plates is that they are responsible for 55% of all gym and fitness related accidents despite being the color of just 12% of total weights sold. Why does black equipment cause so much carnage and chaos when cybex machines (not black) dont?
and a lot of black machines STINK most pads and seats are black leather. Life fitness pads are red and dont smell bad.
I also dont like how black machines are oversized and steal the gym space from others so often, like stick to your own spot you dumb Nero machine.
They also have loud plates that clang and bang all hours of the night, in the parking lot. so annoying
Black machines also dont work very often and dont do their jobs, and break down more than other machines.
Then i said "I HATE BLACK machineS" as i was leaving the gym, and someone shouted "based" at me, and then some asian girls clapped.
Once i got home i pondered how we could send all black equipment back to their manufacture centers in china and mexcio where they came from.
Black machines are trash.
