>>10286079>>10287299As her music plays, Nikki Kade struts out to the ring with a smug look on her face. She's flanked by Sapphire and Amy Flame. Nikki smiles as Priscilla hands her a microphone, but as she's about to start speaking, she bursts into laughter.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is just too funny! I can't believe she just quit like that." She composes herself then starts again. "First of all, thank you Madame Divine for the kind introduction and for being such a well, divine presence and a positive influence to me."
"Thank you to all you assholes in the crowd booing, as if most of you aren't paying to perv on my Lonelyfans. You've made me very wealthy, thanks."
"Thank you to Amy and Sapphire, for being the best friends in the whole world. I love you two"
"And thank you, Ash Romero for saving me the time it would take to stomp your face into the mat and take your title. So, about two minutes!"
The Angels all start laughing in the ring. Nikki steps right up to a camera and looks into it.
"So I heard you retired, Ash. What happened? Look at me. What's the matter Ash, can't find your 1996 Nissan Skyline? Did you sell that one?"
Nikki bursts into laughter again. "But that's not it, no. That car is old and trash, like you, Trash Romero. Something else got under your skin. Now what could it be? Hmm."
Nikki paces back and forth across the ring, dramatically rubbing her chin and pretending to be deep in thought. "Oh! I got it! You beat an autistic girl that smells like a corpse and wears zombie cosplay, some Buddhist chick from like a Vietnamese anime or something and another of Skelly Skelly's little friends and thought 'wow, im gonna be champ forever!' right?"
"Yeah because even an old washed up lady like you, if you even are a lady, could beat those clowns! But then I came along. The hottest, the most talented, the bestest wrestler in the whole fucking world, after Madame Divine of course, and you got SCARED!"
