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God willing
>Triple Gape stops with the endless 50/50 booking
>Miz has one final truly great heel run and wins a meaningful title
>Drew gets unburied and gets a great run before he leaves for Hollyjew
>Seth dies from AIDS, for real
>Sami dies from an Israeli airstrike, for real
>Butch rots in the indies forever, where he belongs
>Sheamus gains 50lbs and does a fat, drunken Irishman gimmick before leaning out for his final run
>Damian Priest goes back to the midcard and stays there
>Rhea learns how to get over without Dom and has hot lesbian sex with Liv in the ring during a PPV
>Dom gains 50lbs, gets a clue, and politics to get true eternal nuclear heat by just being the woman beating hyper racist Mexican he knows he can be
>Cody turns heel and doesnt mark out and ruin it
>The Usos get super cancer and retire
>Solo gets super duper cancer and retires
>Roman jobs clean and gets super duper mega cancer and retires
>Jacob Fatu gets booked as the monster heel of the decade
