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>Be me
>Roll in to highschool in my fox body mustang
>blasting deftones around the fur
>walk into school like a badass
>Oops, my wallet chain set off the metal detector again
>don't pay attention in class, I'm too cool for that, spend the entire time drawing S symbols
>Go to lunch
>sit with my girlfriend and talk to her about misawa vs kobashi
>Look over at the special ed table and they're all wearing DX shirts and saying shit like "DATS DA BOTTUM WINE"
>Laugh at the silly billys
>drive girlfriend home, kiss her lips, squeeze her boob
>Go home and get on computer
>click on a single jpeg of what is supposed to be a naked woman
>Go play resident evil 2 for four hours
>Get out the lotion and crank one out to the jpeg that has finally loaded
>sleep peacefully