>>5252064I will make her happy. We'll go to Starbucks together and get loaded up on frappuccinos, go to the gym together to work it off and get /fit/. Then whatever calories we didn't burn at the gym we'll do between the sheets and boink her in a variety of positions so I can watch her bazookies bounce in a whole bunch of different directions. Then when we're done with that, we'll cuddle and have positive pillow talk that will put her mind at ease so she can have a peaceful nights sleep.
