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In sports news, Tony Khan, the president of All Elite Wrestling spoke of a deal he made with OJ Simpson, signing him up for a 2 year contract with the promotion and talking him up how great it will be to book him into events that take place within said promotion.
In other news, the state penitentiary regrets not beating Tony Khan to the punch to sign OJ into a 20 to Life deal where they'd be able to book him for murdering his ex-wife.