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>"Are you ready Punk? What's your time table, Punk? Will you be healthy in time for WC, Punkamina?" This is all I've been hearing for the past week. I was pushed, nudged, and nagged constantly to return before I was ready by management to be a surprise entrant in the 20 Waifu Rumble. And of course you all saw the result of that, some are even having a big giggle at my expense. I won't deny it, I ate shit and got eliminated by..who was it? Sandy Cheeks? Dick Tracy? It doesn't matter, I'll tell you why it doesnt matter.
>Why was I put in this match in the first place?! I'm your inagural world champion! Tell me, explain to me, in what realm is it fair that an uncrowned champion has to face off in a crackshot, luck based match involving 19 others? Tossing me out of the ring is not the same as defeating me one on one, by the way. I was expected to do this just for a single chance to COMPETE for something I didnt lose in the first place!? Meanwhile, you have Kelly Omega, someone who I BEAT, competing for my world title for free? Which 20 Waifu rumble did she win to earn that shot? Did it involve puckering up and kissing ass? And then there's Gun Girl, who was so salty about being beaten by me that she blew up a hospital with me inside! Was she punished for trying to kill me? Hell no, with how quickly this company gave her my belt and patted her on the back, you'd think she was being rewarded for her attempts to erase me from history and leave two children motherless.
>You don't have to like it, but as your undefeated, first ever champion, I'm entitled to a future championship match down the road, regardless of whoever the hell is standing on the opposite end with my belt. If the higher ups don't see otherwise after what I went through, well...
>I heard Jane Corvette and Brianna Lass know a good lawyer.
